If like me you find that there’s never a Swedish head massager around when you need one, you/we need to buy the OSIM uCrown 2. The OSIM uwhaaaa?

The OSIM uCrown 2 Soothing Head Massager… with music! This thing has everything:

Finally, a great scalp and head massager designed for home use. The OSIM® uCrown is inspired by traditional head and scalp massage—and enhanced with a combination of patented air pressure technology, vibration massage, magnetic therapy, gentle heat and soothing music. A choice of programs target key acupressure points for the desired effect. Ergonomic design is close and comfortable for any size head. Adjustable fit. Includes auto-timer that lets you set your massage session at 5, 10 or 15 minutes. Portable and cordless. Uses 4 AA batteries (not included).

Okay, everything but batteries, apparently. This modern technological marvel will run you about $200, and while we haven’t tried it personally, we have heard parties with no financial stake in the company rave about it.

You can see it for yourself here.

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